Happy St. Patrick's Day, Bitch

"It's a part of my senior rights to leave 5 minutes early on Fridays."

"I don't care. You're here until a bell rings."

"You're the worst sub ever."

"Happy St. Patrick's Day to you, too. Students, do you see what I see? Someone's not wearing their green. You know what that means."

(The minions encircle and do their master's bidding.)