"With a F, a F, a D, and a F, I think it's pretty safe to say he'll have to attend summer school, sir."

With the end of the fourth quarter and school year in sight, I am also faced with the exhilarating task of calling parents of children who are in danger of failing the fourth quarter. Out of the eleven phone calls I made, most of the parents weren't surprised by this information. The award for funniest response from a parent goes to Col. Johnny's Military Dad, who said, "Well, I guess the fourth time wasn't the charm." Hilarious.