This is what I look like...on the internet.

I ran into one of my students at Safeway over Spring Break and he saw my tattoos, which I usually cover up at school. As soon as he returned to school, he spread his newfound knowledge to everyone in class. News later spread to my other students. Everyday I get asked by at least one student to see my inked artwork. Each day I decline, the size of my tattoos grossly exaggerates. I want to roll up my sleeves and show them I'm no Wentworth Miller from Prison Break, but I'd also like to keep my job. Oh well.