Tanning > Education

In the middle of third period, I run to the office to check my mail. I see three blondes in the hallway, and I overhear them discussing if they're going to go to next period. One girl replies, "I can't. I'm going tanning. I have a note."

Wow. You have your priorities on point, skipping-class-to-tan girl. I can't wait to see what your senior superlative will be. My Magic 8 ball says, "Most Likely to be a Mediocre Porn Star."