Some E-mail Addresses are Perfect Descriptors

"Dear Mr. Substitute,

I wanted to know if I could get an extension on the character analysis essay. I know that it was due on Friday and that I should have turned it in on Monday, but I will turn it in next Monday. Thanx!

Student X" c/0 lazygurlxx@yahoo.com

"Dear Student X,

I suggest you turn in the character analysis essay as soon as possible because it was due last quarter. The third quarter began not last Friday but the Friday before that. Also, you may want to consider changing your e-mail address. It's just a thought.

All the Best,

Mr. Substitute"