6.6.06 is nearly upon us...

"Does anyone have any questions about your final project?"
"My friend is a satanist and he's really looking forward to tomorrow."
"Okay, that's not really a question, Matt, but good to know."

"But my mom says I'm cool." - Milhouse

I got in a car accident on Thursday night; consequently, I no longer have a car. On Friday, I bummed a ride to work with my mom. There's nothing more embarrassing than a mom dropping you off at school...when you're 23 years old.